Things that should never happen:

  • Remus Lupin being called adorable
  • Remus Lupin crying every time something is “touching”
  • Remus Lupin being “the most timid and small boy he had ever seen”
  • Telling us that we’ll “love the OCs” 
  • The adult male protagonist blushing
  • Having 10,000 words and 15 chapters
  • In a summary, the words “and hilarity ensues” 
  • In a summary, based on the song “MY SOUL IS ILLUMINATED BY YOUR MOONLIGHT” or something equally ridiculously inappropriate to the genre

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  7. ivegotnewsockson said: I don’t agree with the crying and blushing part. But otherwise, yes.
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    writer themself? I DO NOT want...read your lurid fictional sex fantasies. I really, really...
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